"While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about."

             -Angela Schwindt

Friday, November 20, 2009

Some Funnies Part 2

These are all pretty random and just compiled into one post:


 11/5 

"Witchybon" -  What Ashley calls "The Wizard of Oz."

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Ashley was screaming at me one evening and tugging at my hair.  She did NOT want it up.  I said, "Why I can't I have my hair up?"


Ashley tugged my ponytail out and said it was because I would "Go nighty night and steal my (her) money."  HUH?!

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11/9

Jenna to Ashley about a coloring book: "We're going to have to share so enjoy it for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!"

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Jenna wants gum for Christmas.

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11/11 

 Jenna said to Ashley (as she was pulling on Jenna's pants) "I'll be angry if you break my pants.  You want to go in baby jail?!"

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In preparation for Christmas, the other day, I asked Ashley, "Are you naughty or nice?"


Ash:  GROOOWL

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Jenna, issuing a threat (I guess?) to Ashley: "Better be careful that's cuz I been sharpening my teeth lately.  If you get near my teeth I can bite."


How has she been sharpening her teeth?  With floss.

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11/12

Jenna was on the exercise machine while Jenna was "getting her workout on."  She said, "Ashley, get off of my fitness!!"

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After watching "101 Dalmatians" Jenna told her teacher, "Ashley is ALL ABOUT DOGS!"

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11/13

 I asked Ashley, "Can I have kisses from you?"  Ashley, raring her head back, said,  "NOOOO!"

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Ashley to a boy in Jenna's class - "I'm TINY MIGHTY!!!!!!"  


Same kid in Jenna's class - the week before knocked over Ash's new BFF Snow White.  Jenna said, "You don't want to anger my baby.  She has teeth and she'll bite."   (For the record, she doesn't.)

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11/18 

The girls were drinking chocolate milk for lunch. Jenna said to Ashley: "If you drink all this you'll be hard to deal with."

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 Tim broke a piece of pasta off Jenna's Thanksgiving necklace she made in school.  She then bellowed,  "You've RUINED my life!!!!!!"


11/20

Jenna was getting dressed this morning, Ashley reached over, grabbed a sleeve and proceeded to try and blow her nose in it...Ahhh. Kids.

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Me: Where's the TV remote?

Ash: I ate it.

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A couple of weeks ago in worship services Ashley dropped some things on the floor.  She got down on the floor to pick them up and proceeded to sing, "Clean it up.  Clean it UP!"


It was not a quiet song.

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Ashley and I were watching Snow White - when Prince Charming came on the screen Ashley said, "That's Daddy!!"

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Jenna grabbed her binoculars that she uses at Nana and Pa's house and said, "I gotta get ma bird on!"


* So, which was your favorite?*

2 comments:

Nancy Hood said...

Oh my, I have too many to just have one favorite :) Since I read your page on FB and Jenny's website posts on FB I rarely go to your actual blogs sites. My bad. I have GOT to remember to come here more often. Not so much Jen's, she just has some neat sites I access from her site haha
Have a beautiful week of love and laughter, my precious friend.

Lisa said...

I can't decide!!! Your girls crack me up!